PIG and the Long Fart

Pig has fallen in love with a REAL girl. Her name is Tiffany, she chews gum a lot and she's in the bottom Maths set.

This is the story of how Tiffany and Pig got together, which is the happy bit. And how THE FART squeezed between them and drove them apart. Which is the sad bit and not at all funny like Raj thinks it is.